We figured it was coming, but did you have to do it in the first hour of the new season, after we had waited patiently, devotedly, all summer long?
And Michael, why didn't you wear your vest, why? You never leave home without it. And why did you just stand there? You can always find a hatch or a vent or a weapon. You've cheated death hundreds of times before. For what? To die so uneventfully?
And Sydney, why Ben Affleck, why? Oh wait, never mind. Different blog.
But I still blame Ben Affleck for everything. It's just easier that way.