OK, it's 11:30 and I should really be in bed but I had to check my e-mail and Ben had forwarded this video to me. Apparently, it's comedian Dwayne Perkins doing stand-up and then someone has made this little animation to go with it. The animation is cute and all, but the stand-up is awesome. Watch for yourself:
I especially love the part about going to the store. Whenever you go out looking like death warmed over, you just want to tell people as you walk by, "I can look hot when I want to. I really can! Look! Here's a picture!" Or maybe I am just the vainest person on the planet.