I don't like to touch dirty soaking silverware in the sink. I get the willies putting my hand in cold dish/sink water. As a workaround, I try to find a part of the spoon or fork that is sticking out of the water. Or I start by taking the bigger dishes out, thereby lowering the water level. I still do dishes and try not to let anyone know these things in my house.
While my house looks very organized and people tease me that I'm an OCD organization freak, you can barely walk into our storage room. It is piled so high with boxes and I have no clue what's in most of them. It's a project that is always "on my list" but on 11 years of trying to go through that crap I have only added to it and not even made a dent in sorting through it. It has now spread to the furnace room, laundry room, and spare bedroom, and master bedroom closet.... ahh. That felt good. I love dirty little secrets.
I pick up the obvious big crumbs on the carpet, but I don't vacuum very much. Sweep the kitchen floor -- yes. Wipe up spills -- yes on that too. Vacuum? not so much.
I haven't done laundry in over six months! Just kidding.My upstairs and basement is a complete disaster. The main floor is usually very clean - it's the floor friends see.
I don't bathe very consistently. Randy's searched my hair for living creatures before. He got socked, though.
My dirty secret--well---you pretty much know them all, but.....I am attracted to.....oh....you mean, THAT kind of dirty secret....heh, heh.Well----I don't thoroughly clean my house very much----maybe once a month---ugh.
There are currently dead bugs in my windowsill. I see them and think next time I pull out the vacuum, I'll suck 'em up. Then I pull out the vacuum and forget.
There is a reason I don't want anyone to come help us move - we have SO many dirty secrets it would shock the mind! Aaaand then we would lose all of our friends. Lets just say that my basement/laundry room is the room that time forgot. There may be a family of trolls living down there for all I know...
I don't clip my toenails, I just peel them off.
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